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Don Burleson Blog 







Get what you deserve; from Oracle!

Opinion by Donald K. Burleson

July 16, 2015

I always wonder about those get rich quick infomercials that run in the middle of the night, promising viewers to give them the riches that "they deserve".  I also see a lot of personal injury lawyers (ambulance chasers) promising to get people the money that they "deserve".  Take a minute to watch this typical example:

When I hear this crap, my first reaction is "who says that you deserve anything"? 

Most of the people who fall for the "get the money you deserve" pitch are greedy, and after losing their $49.95, I can agree that they got what they really deserved!  The greedy mentality of hucksters in the TV ads also bothers me, they deserve a swift kick in the butt. 

Oracle: Get what you deserve!

Oracle now promises to give you the credit you deserve, the recognition you deserve, the credibility you deserve, and the rewards you deserve.  Sign me up!

Again, this is my personal pet peeve, but I really don't like vendors telling people that they can get them what they deserve.  There is already too much self-entitlement in American society and way too many people who cannot delay gratification and truly believe that the government owes them a living.

While I expect this hyperbole on TV I was quite surprised to see Oracle Corporation promising to give Oracle professionals what they deserve!  Here is some hyperbole from Oracle Corporation, offering to give you what you deserve

  • "The result is a program that lets you differentiate your business from the competition and gives you the recognition you deserve".

  • "You can validate your knowledge and get the credit you deserve by passing the Specialization Assessments".

  • "Getting certified with Oracle can bring you the credibility you deserve"
    "Set yourself apart from the rest and get the information technology job you deserve.".

  • "Get The Rewards You Deserve!".

  • "Make sure you get the recognition you deserve!  But hurry . . "



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