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Our Black Arabian Stallion is now at stud

by Burleson Arabians

Through Burleson Arabians, I'm offering an exceptional black Arabian stallion at-stud in 2006, with frozen semen shipping anywhere in the world.  "Tha Dude" (AHR*592603), has won several class A championship classes in halter and he is showing great promise under-saddle in western pleasure competition.

Dude's pedigree is littered with some of the most famous names in Arabian Horse history including two crosses to Khemosabi++++, *Bask, Fadjur, Amerigo and many more foundation Polish Arabian PASB horses .  But it's his black color that makes him special; he glistens like wet black onyx; slick, shiny and jet black.  With his high white stockings and broad white flash making a stunning contrast.  Tha Dude is absolutely gorgeous, the standard of perfection for all horse breeds.  Dude can add the neck and croup that you want in your next foal.

With Bask and Khemosabi breeding, Dude has the exceptional performance, conformation and the rare black color that are desirable by the top Arabian horse breeders.  He has a long snaky neck and a level croup, making him the perfect sire for your next western competition foal.  I'm giving all Oracle professionals 25%-off on Dudes stud fee, making him only $750, with a live foal guarantee.

Click here for details on Dude's warranty as a purebred black Arabian stud with high white and royal pedigree.  Just call the number (left) for details on Dude's 2006 booking schedule.  We only collect him on weekdays, so there are only about 250 breeding slots available in 2006. : )

Shipping semen is hard work:

Collecting Arabian Stallions is dangerous work, because the excited stallion commonly walks on his hind legs as he approaches the dummy mare, rearing up to ten feet high at the withers.  A half-ton of horny stallion, snaking and biting their heads while their front hooves are striking-out in all directions.  Monty Roberts (from his bestselling book "The man who listens to horses"), said that he carried a whip and a pistol when breeding his stallions, and horse breeders agree that an aroused stallion can be very unpredictable and dangerous. 

By the way, Dude is exceptionally gentle for a stud stallion and Burleson Arabians has developed a new collection techniques that does not involve teaser mares in-season, huge dummy mares and all that grossness and mess.  Janet's technique manually collects Dude into an AV with all four feet on the ground, making the collection far safer to both the stallion and the handler.  The details are too pornographic to discuss here, but I'm sure that you get the idea.

We are currently producing a video on this safe collection techniques, coming out in 2006.  However we are still debating the best name for the video, with vulgar suggestions ("hand jobs for horses"), and more scientific title suggestions like "Super Safe Horse AI" and "Safe manual semen collection techniques for equines".


 

 

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